Suggestion: Maybe change the names to suit yourself:

Days of week – Sunnyday, Moneyday, Chewingday, Weddingday, Thirstyday, Fryingday, and Sittingday.

Months – Janet, Fabian, Marsh, Apple, Maybelline, Juno, Julia, Augment, Septic, Octagon, Novice and Decimal.