{"id":2933,"date":"2020-12-24T12:06:30","date_gmt":"2020-12-24T17:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/countrygospelandbible.com\/?p=2933"},"modified":"2020-12-24T12:06:30","modified_gmt":"2020-12-24T17:06:30","slug":"crazy-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/countrygospelandbible.com\/?p=2933","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Men"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Wife:  What are you doing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:  I\u2019m packing my bags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife:  So you\u2019re leaving me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:  I\u2019m just going on a trip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: You\nmean, before daybreak, you\u2019re sneaking out of the house without even telling\nme?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:  Well, I only decided last night and you were\nasleep when I got home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife:  What is her name?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\nIt\u2019s not a woman, it\u2019s something else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: Top\nsecret?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:  Well, yeah, something like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife:  Where are you going?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband: I\ndon\u2019t know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife:  Is the government sending you on a secret\nmission?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband: No,\nthis has nothing to do with the government.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: Why\nare you taking so many things? How long are you going for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband: I\ndon\u2019t know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: You\nmean to tell me, you don\u2019t know where you are going, and you don\u2019t know how\nlong you are going for?  Is this trip\nmore important than your wife and kids?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\nYes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: Now\nI\u2019ve heard it all. You\u2019ve gone crazy. What if Fred comes around? What shall I\ntell him?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\nNothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: Is it so\ntop secret that your best friend doesn\u2019t even know about it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\nFred\u2019s coming with me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: What?\nWhat will I tell Bill?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\nNothing….. He\u2019s also coming?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: How\nmany of you are going?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\nJust the three of us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: What\ndo their wives think?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband: I\ndon\u2019t know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: You\nguys are crazy! You\u2019re leaving your wives and children to go on a wild goose\nchase to who knows where?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband: I\nknew you wouldn\u2019t understand, that\u2019s why I wasn\u2019t going to tell you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: Who\u2019s\ngoing to lead the way if you don\u2019t know where you are going?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\nHoney, sit down. I\u2019ll try to explain. You see, we were looking at the sky last\nnight and we saw a star we have never seen before and we are going to follow\nit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: You\nwere drinking too much last night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\n(Sigh)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: What\u2019s\nin this bag? It looks like gold! Where did you get all this gold?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\nWell, I\u2019ve been saving it up for some time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: You\u2019ve\nnever spent this kind of gold on me before. What are you going to do with it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband: I\u2019m\ngoing to give it away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: Give\nit away! To who? What is her name?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband:\nIt\u2019s not a \u2018her.\u2019 It\u2019s a \u2018him.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: You\u2019ve\ngone mad. Give away all this gold to someone you\u2019ve never met, in a place where\nyou\u2019ve never been, and then you\u2019re going to follow a star to get there? You\nought to see a psychiatrist. You\u2019ve gone stark raving mad! You and your\nfriends!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband: I\nknew you wouldn\u2019t understand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: Are\nthey also giving away gold?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Husband: No,\nFred\u2019s taking frankincense, and Bill\u2019s taking myrrh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wife: Now I\u2019ve heard it all! And you say us women are\nunpredictable. You\u2019ve all gone crazy! Crazy men!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This story\nis based on a dream I had many years ago after reading the story of the birth\nof Abraham in the Book of Jasher (Joshua 10:13 and 2 Samuel 1:18).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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